Saturday morning I went into Jinja
to charge my electronics since the power had been out at my house for some days
and we didn't know when it'd turn back on. Plus Jinja also has good muzungu
food because it's a very western town. So win win there. Plus Jinja is close to
Lugazi and Lugazi has no muzungu food. Well anyway... I went to a restaurant
and got a wrap, which was delicious by the way. My friend and I sat and ate our
food and just talked. Once we were finished eating we started to get ready to
go to the Internet cafe to charge my things, grab some coffee, and get some
work done.
Well...
I went to grab my backpack and it
was fucking gone. So needless to say we didn't get coffee, charge any of my
things (because they were gone), and we clearly didn't get work done. Now let
me just say that neither my friend nor I got up from the table and my backpack
was sitting in between the table and the wall RIGHT next to me. Basically the
people who stole my shit were some skilled snatchers and I have to give them
some props on the level of skills they had. Since my friend and I saw nothing
and I felt nothing being moved. My friend and I were baffled about how that
happened. Obviously we need to be more vigilant and aware. Ken Kemba taught us
better than this.
So we called Peace Corps because I
indeed had my very first Safety and Security Incident which meant Peace Corps
needed to be informed and then we did all other things we needed to do. We also
talked to the restaurant people, who were very helpful and caring towards me
and the situation. They were also very upset and utterly appalled about that
happening. All of that helped me stay calm which I needed. So once nothing else
could be done and all my shit was officially gone I went back to my site.
Luckily my friend loaned me money to get by until I could get a new bank card.
Oh man... I almost forgot to tell
you the best part; all my keys were in my backpack which meant I was locked out
of my house since we didn't have a spare key... Don't worry we have a spare key
now. So my counterparts and a carpenter had to break into my house. Now come on
this is truly some reality, soap opera shit if I do say so myself and I do... I
mean I'd watch this show. Well I was sitting with my counterpart while the
carpenter was working and I just started laughing about this whole situation
because what else could I do. I wasn't going to cry.
But wait the story isn't even close
to being over. My counterpart had to break into a few more of my things. Don't
worry everything is now locked and safe again. Except my pit latrine but that's
fine. So once my counterpart left I cooked and ate dinner. The power finally
came back on so I went into my room for the night shut my door called my dad,
charged my phone, and texted Apey while I was waiting for my phone to charge so
I could go to bed and put the day behind me.
Well at about 11:45 I had to go pee
so I got up and went to go to the bathroom. Tried to open my door, I couldn’t
get it to open and the door handle ended up breaking and I realized my door was
stuck and it would not open. Yup I was fucking stuck in my room. So I spent a
very long time, probably too long trying to get out, panicking and texting Apey
to stay calmish. I finally gave up on getting out for the night so I went to
bed. I woke up in the morning, waited for church to be over and called to be
rescued. One of my counterparts popped his head in my window and said so you're
locked in your room and I started laughing hysterically at this new turn of
events in this entire situation. My counterparts got into my house and started
throwing themselves at my door, banging on my door with things, and just trying
to push the door open. 20 minutes later nothing was working so they called the
carpenter who came and still took 20 minutes to get the door open and for me to
have my freedom back. Now during this entire thing I was sitting on my bed
watching them bang and push on my door like it was a TV show or movie. I sat
there laughing my ass off texting my cohort group chat giving them a play by
play of my comical life.
Oh yeah something else I should
include, because if I don't I think Apey will be disappointed.
Remember how I had to pee when I
first discovered my door was stuck? Yeah, well eventually I had to pee so bad
that if I didn't I was going to pee my pants. So I peed... in a Ziploc bag...
See told you so comical. It was truly reality TV worthy.
Now obviously last weekend sucked,
I mean all my shit was stolen, and I got stuck in my room and had to pee into a
bag. However, it was also some funny shit. I mean first of all it's just stuff,
I could have been hurt, but I wasn't. And I mean I got locked in my room, had
to pee in a bag and had to have my house broken into twice. Like that's some
funny shit. Also I can't change any of it. It happened and all I can do is move
forward, be more aware so it doesn't happen again. Why would I dwell on the
negative of it? So I choose to laugh my ass off at the situation, it truly was
a comical tragedy if I ever did see one. I'm just living that unexpected Peace
Corps life. Say yes, be flexible and if that doesn't work just laugh it off and
keep going. And remember before you are worried about me thefts happen in the
US and all over the world, not just here.
This weekend we pretended we were in paradise to make up for it. I also bought a new computer.

Wow, just wow! You are truly an amazing person to be able to overcome all of that by laughing hysterically...and, if I may add: extremely talented to be able to pee in a Ziplock! You need a "Golden" 🥇!
ReplyDeleteHaha, honestly I kept saying well at least things can get worse and they just kept getting worse. So I just got to a point where it was just all so damn funny. Thank for your continued support and reading my adventures. Share the story pass it along allow others to laugh also.
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